peetasfakeleg: There are two types of people in this world - People who enjoyed High School Musical, and liars.
tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
raveyrai: khaillou: Jehovah Witnesses don’t celebrate halloween I guess they don’t appreciate random people coming up to their doors.
i’ve never skydived before but i’ve zoomed in on google maps really fast once
an-egg: I FFUCKING FOUOND A SHREK TEXT GENERATOR AND IM ALUGHING SO ARHARD
peetasboxers: peetasboxers: peetasboxers: peetasboxers: A COP JUST CAME TO MY HOUSE AND TOLD US WE NEEDED TO EVACUATE AND MY DAD WAS LIKE NO SO THE COP WAS JUST LIKE WHATEVER AND WALKED BACK TO HIS POLICE CAR AND AS WE WAS WALKING AWAY MY DAD WHISPERED “YOLO” DAD I DONT THINK YOU UNDERSTAND THIS IS A HURRICANE WE CANT JUST SURVIVE WITH “OUR MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF SWAG” i wonder if my dad...
head-over-heels-circus-freak: The LOST tag is the funniest thing because it’s mostly full of hipsters but then